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Place for funny but clean jokes, stories, etc. Starting off, remember to check the curtain rods On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, a bottle of spring-water, 3 cans of sardines. When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar, and some sardines into the hollow center of the curtain rods. He then cleaned up the kitchen and left. On the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!...People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit. Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house. Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. Then the ex called the woman and asked how things were going. She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange for having the house. Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed on a price that was only 1/10 nth of what the house had been worth ... but only if he would sign the papers that very day. He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork. A week late the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home and to spite the ex-husband... they even took the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

The survey via which you could apply for an access code is closed right know. The Alpha Test itself is currently only running on the Xbox One. The tests on the PS4 starts later, when exactly only the Devs can say. So watch the upcoming news here on the forum or join the Discord channel for the game. I'm sure they will open the survey again when the PS4 tests are close.

some people just don't like reading whats in front of them and always assume that they have missed something or missed out !!

First, go read the FAQ. The game doesn’t release until 2019, it’s currently in an invite-only testing phase. Take a few minutes also to read backwards from this post.... the last 5-8(however many pages long this thread is) pages of this thread will have plenty of valuable information.

have you joined the Discord as Brogue said ?

Invite only. Go hang out in Discord... sometimes they give out keys for downloading the test version.... and a fancy NDA to sign. Otherwise, just wait and hope you get an email invite.

I never used it before I became a tester. I logged in the open discord and seen a staff member offer a few codes to the first few that messaged them. Seems like it's at random times.

Jesus, no! Have you read the Non Disclosure Agreement?! All information and images regarding the Alpha Test are only to be shared and discussed in the Private-Access Alpha Test Forums. Under no circumstances should ANYTHING be made public!

PS4 will be available as well, fear not! Just give us some time 🙂